One Banana Short is on the Kindle

Here's a page from "One Banana Short". It's free for 4 more days on the #Kindle Click here to Download.

Cow Aspect Ratio

Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a World of Cow ebook on #kindle go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

Cow TREK!

Here's todays Cowtoon. If you would like to own World of Cow cartoons on your #Kindle go to here.

World of Cow Cartoons

Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a World of Cow ebook on #kindle go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

World of Cow Cartoon

Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a World of Cow ebook on #kindle go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

Free Hot Onion Soup, on the Kindle

Here's a still from my #Kindle book "Hot Onion Soup". It's now FREE to download. Here Or just search for Hot Onion Soup.

World of Cow cartoon

Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a World of Cow ebook on #kindle go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

Hot Onion Soup on the Kindle

I know it sounds like a bad ide, but you should get "Hot Onion Soup" on your Kindle. No really, I'm serious, because it's the new Childrens book by Bill Greenhead.  http://amzn.to/1hGPo4A A Lovely little story plus a recipe to make with your children to boot.

World of Cow

Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a World of Cow ebook on #kindle go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

Invasion of the Bollock Snatchers Free on the #Kindle

My new #Kindle cartoon book is now #Free on the #Kindle for the next 5 days. Click here to buy in UK. Search "Invasion of the Bollock Snatchers" in other provinces.

World of Cow

Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a World of Cow ebook on #kindle go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

World of Cow

MooNing folks. Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a free #kindle of WoC go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

StiKtoonZ Comic for free for 5 days!

My First EComic is now live on #Kindle for Free for 5 days. Check it out. Click here.

Todays World of Cow cartoon

MooNing folks. Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a free #kindle of WoC go here http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IFAZOYY

Your Country Needs MOO!

On sale now on the #Kindle for $1.99 or £1.29. Not a lot to keep a little cartoonist fed and watered. Click here to buy.

Woc cartoon for today

Here's todays Cowtoon. To get a free #Kindle of over 300 cowtoons until the 19th of Feb go to here.

My Free Kindle cartoon collections.

My New Book "Baby Bomb" on Kindle is out now for free for 5 days until the 19th February 2014. To download it click here

My other free kindle book is "Life SUCKS at 40" This is free for the same amount of time. Click here to download.

 

The last free #Kindle book is a collection of over 300 World of Cow cartoons. Please download and share with your friends. If you like them buy my other books.They are very cheap. Click here to download for free until 19th Feb.

I'm a Theorectical Scientist! And so are you.

The thing about theoretical scientists is they don't exist until they open their mouths and theorize. Say something scientifically theoretical, like, I don't know, gravity only existed in the minds of cats. Then they blurt this out to a passing scientist and get him or her to prove if it right. That's right, right?

So then, I want to be one of those. I want to blurt something out profound and get other more clever people to prove I'm right. Or at least on the right track as I'm not a scientist thinking slightly differently. Here it is, here's my theory.

Quantum physics does not exist. That's it, I said it,it doesn't exist. Let me tell you why. When we look at a photon, or what ever and scratch our head because it behaves like a wave if we look for it, but then a particle if we look for that behaviour. We say how can it be both things, it cannot be 2 things at once? Well how about this...It is the same thing, it's 2 sides of the same coin. It's just once thing exhibiting 2 behaviours simultaneously.

   How is this possible? Well here's the doozy. Back before the universe existed, there were these 2 universes, one made of wave forms one of particles, they decided to collided. This was such a massive force the two universes binded and made one. That's how the universe existed everywhere at once like 2 panes of glass smashing together. A colossal universe side chest bump.

  So, in effect we are living in 2 universes at once. How's that for a mad cracked up theory? Over to you clever people.

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day! We have a new Kindle version of World of Cow out called "365 Cow Jokes Later". As from the 15th of Feb 2014, for 5 days you can download this book for FREE! To Buy it go here

Cowtoonz Gifts Zazzle Store

Be my guest to take a look at the latest World of Cow card range. There's probably a few cartoons so old, you haven't seen them. http://www.zazzle.co.uk/cowtoonz/gifts?cg=196350202099797903

MooNing chaps. Here's todays World of Cow.

TransAtlantic Tumnus

Yes there's a Rat on a Wrecking Ball.!