I've been thinking about the uses of alternative energy, and I was thinking of the best places we could employ, windturbines, solar cells and Geo-thermal heating systems. What we need are places that have a lot of land, have building budgets to buy the equipment and are empty almost half the year. You know what I'm talking about don't you.
Schools.
Most schools have large areas of land, so they could, if situated correctly have a small to moderate wind turbine, or have geo-thermal heating. That's where you dig a dirty great big hole, bury water pipes and pump up heated water. All schools have vast areas of roof space that could tollerate some solar panels.
Just think of the energy they could generate during the summer holidays!
I have contacted our local school, and the headmaster is seriously considering it.
So why not contact your local school? Think about the amount of tax payers money we could save in the long run if all our schools not only became carbon neutral, but also added power to the national grid!
Here's some links to Geo-thermal heating your local head might be interested in:
Heres some links to Wind turbines.
And solar power
Tell your head that School can get 50% grants for installing renewables. Also Parish councils would help finance these sorts of technologies.
If you can, get in touch with your local school and find out if they are interested. This could be a great way to reduce the worlds CO2 stain.
Just a reminder...To mark the 500th WoC joke here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
Here's the question:
In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. Entries in by 24th of June. Good luck. This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock
The winners of the 500th WoC are Dee Adams who wins a copy of 300 of the Best cow Jokes EVER! and Karsten Schley who wins a pack of 10 WoC Birthday cards. Well Done one and all. 
Last Day to enter the competition. What better way to finish the compo on a really stoopid gag!?
To mark the 500th WoC joke here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
To mark the 500th WoC joke here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! 
YAY! 500 World of Cow Jokes and there's loads more to come. To mark the occasion here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! 
I've been thinking about the uses of alternative energy, and I was thinking of the best places we could employ, windturbines, solar cells and Geo-thermal heating systems. What we need are places that have a lot of land, have building budgets to buy the equipment and are empty almost half the year. 
YAY! 500 World of Cow Jokes and there's loads more to come. To mark the occasion here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! 
I'm a massive Mythbusters fan. But I always feel a sorry for the dead pigs they use. Particularly the poor porker they fired a chain at from a cannon. That was sooooooooo wrong. Anyhoo, thanks to Adam, Jamie and crew for all the fantasic science. I think Kari is HOT btw. :-)
Just heard Shoot, a magazine I work for, is ceasing to exist. Which is a mighty shame. The little character Shooty I do, was really fun. Ho-hum. Well, at least I got this toon out of it.
A-hem..
I've been meaning to do this for ages. You can buy this cartoon at cartoonstock, or buy it as a greeting card at my shop if you like.
This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock
How sad. It's raining in England, washing away many a flys dream cow pie.
I had to come up with a Frankie.org cartoon strip about computer hygiene in the work environment. Turns out your average keyboard harbours over 5 times the bacteria of your typical toilet seat. The same study found that women's work spaces were 4 times as messy as men's. This WoC joke was a spin off from that job brief. The joke I came up with was far too lavatory based so I had to re-think and do one about internet security instead. Still the material wasn't wasted . I have another strip I write and illustrate, so I reworked it for that. Here it is...
This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock
My stoopidest cow joke ever. But hey ho. :-)
As the re-invisioned Incredible Hulk is coming out this week, I did this little Cow toon. I was a big fan when I was a kid. I actually liked Ang Lee's Hulk. It takes some balls to have a giant poodle as a monster. The man's a genius. Anyhow, have a lovely week everyone. More to follow.
In honor of Big Brother kicking off in the UK today I did this little ditty. Not my funniest I admit. But it's charming I guess.
A silly Star Trek one, that I always ignored in my sketchbook, but always giggled at when browsing. So I gave in and drew it up.
This isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock
Well, it is BBQ season!
Last International Spacestation cartoon. I couldn't resist it. :-)
Poor, poor astronauts toilet busting. I wonder if they trained for that eventuality? If so, what would that involve? Re-use of crisp packets?
