101 Uses for a Pair of Bollocks

A few years ago I did a book called 101 Uses for a Pair of Bollocks which is selling very well at the moment. Any-how, this morning I was compelled to think of one more use for a pair of bollocks. Works quite well don't you think? Poor, poor Gordon Brown. This cartoon can be purchased at cartoonstock.

WoC 507. The Winners are...

The winners of the 500th WoC are Dee Adams who wins a copy of 300 of the Best cow Jokes EVER! and Karsten Schley who wins a pack of 10 WoC Birthday cards. Well Done one and all.

Another competition when we reach 600. :-)

This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 506. Enter the WoC Free Competition!

Last Day to enter the competition. What better way to finish the compo on a really stoopid gag!?
To mark the 500th WoC joke here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
Here's the question: In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. I'm extending the date of the competition. I have 5 entries so far,so I need entries in by 27th of June. Good luck. This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 505. Enter the WoC Free Competition!

To mark the 500th WoC joke here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
Here's the question:
In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. I'm extending the date of the competition. I have 5 entries so far,so I need entries in by 27th of June. Good luck. This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 504. Enter the WoC Free Competition!

To mark the 500th WoC joke here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
Here's the question: In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. I'm extending the date of the competition. I have 5 entries so far,so I need entries in by 27th of June. Good luck. This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 503. Enter the WoC Free Competition!

YAY! 500 World of Cow Jokes and there's loads more to come. To mark the occasion here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
Here's the question: In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards.
I'm extending the date of the competition. I have 5 entries so far,so I need entries in by 27th of June. Good luck.
This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 502. Enter the WoC Free Competition!

YAY! 500 World of Cow Jokes and there's loads more to come. To mark the occasion here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
Here's the question:
In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. Entries in by 24th of June. Good luck. This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 501. Alternative Energy.

I've been thinking about the uses of alternative energy, and I was thinking of the best places we could employ, windturbines, solar cells and Geo-thermal heating systems. What we need are places that have a lot of land, have building budgets to buy the equipment and are empty almost half the year.

You know what I'm talking about don't you.

Schools.

Most schools have large areas of land, so they could, if situated correctly have a small to moderate wind turbine, or have geo-thermal heating. That's where you dig a dirty great big hole, bury water pipes and pump up heated water. All schools have vast areas of roof space that could tollerate some solar panels.

Just think of the energy they could generate during the summer holidays!

I have contacted our local school, and the headmaster is seriously considering it.

So why not contact your local school? Think about the amount of tax payers money we could save in the long run if all our schools not only became carbon neutral, but also added power to the national grid!

Here's some links to Geo-thermal heating your local head might be interested in:

http://www.ecoheatpumps.co.uk/?gclid=CIuth8eggpQCFQ9KQgodoQcOXg

http://www.pgeltd.co.uk/

http://www.rayotec.com/water_underfloor_heating/heat_pumps/geothermal_heat_pumps.html

Heres some links to Wind turbines.

http://w1.siemens.com/answers/uk/en/index.htm?page=environment&site=1&stc=30

http://www.provenenergy.co.uk/

http://www.energysavingtrust.org.uk/generate_your_own_energy/types_of_renewables/microwind

And solar power

http://midsummerenergy.co.uk/buy_solar_panels/solar_panel_kits.html

http://www.solarfusionltd.co.uk/

http://www.energysavingtrust.org.uk/generate_your_own_energy/types_of_renewables/solar_electricity

Tell your head that School can get 50% grants for installing renewables. Also Parish councils would help finance these sorts of technologies.

If you can, get in touch with your local school and find out if they are interested. This could be a great way to reduce the worlds CO2 stain.

Just a reminder...To mark the 500th WoC joke here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!
Here's the question:
In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. Entries in by 24th of June. Good luck. This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WOC 500! Enter the WoC 500th Competition!

YAY! 500 World of Cow Jokes and there's loads more to come. To mark the occasion here's a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever!

Here's the question:

In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?

a. Gamma Grass

b. Jammer Grass

c. McHammer Grass

Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. Entries in by 24th of June. Good luck. This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 499 MythBusters gag

I'm a massive Mythbusters fan. But I always feel a sorry for the dead pigs they use. Particularly the poor porker they fired a chain at from a cannon. That was sooooooooo wrong. Anyhoo, thanks to Adam, Jamie and crew for all the fantasic science. I think Kari is HOT btw. :-)

I'm almost on World of Cow 500. So I thought to mark the occasion I'd do a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! So Here's the question.
In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?
a. Gamma Grass
b. Jammer Grass
c. McHammer Grass
Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz
You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. Entries in by 24th of June. Good luck.
This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 498. Enter the FREE 500th WoC Competition!

Just heard Shoot, a magazine I work for, is ceasing to exist. Which is a mighty shame. The little character Shooty I do, was really fun. Ho-hum. Well, at least I got this toon out of it.

I'm almost on World of Cow 500. So I thought to mark the occasion I'd do a little competition. Winner gets a copy of my book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! So Here's the question.

In World of Cow joke 492, what sort of grass do the Hulk Cows like?

a. Gamma Grass

b. Jammer Grass

c. McHammer Grass

Send your answers to this address: stik@stik.biz

You never know, if I have enough entries I might have some bonus prizes of free WoC Birthday cards. Entries in by 24th of June. Good luck.

This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 497

A-hem..

This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

One Banana Short gag

I've been meaning to do this for ages. You can buy this cartoon at cartoonstock, or buy it as a greeting card at my shop if you like.

WoC 496

This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 495

How sad. It's raining in England, washing away many a flys dream cow pie.

This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 494

I had to come up with a Frankie.org cartoon strip about computer hygiene in the work environment. Turns out your average keyboard harbours over 5 times the bacteria of your typical toilet seat. The same study found that women's work spaces were 4 times as messy as men's. This WoC joke was a spin off from that job brief. The joke I came up with was far too lavatory based so I had to re-think and do one about internet security instead. Still the material wasn't wasted . I have another strip I write and illustrate, so I reworked it for that. Here it is...
This WoC joke isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 493

My stoopidest cow joke ever. But hey ho. :-)

This isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 492

As the re-invisioned Incredible Hulk is coming out this week, I did this little Cow toon. I was a big fan when I was a kid. I actually liked Ang Lee's Hulk. It takes some balls to have a giant poodle as a monster. The man's a genius. Anyhow, have a lovely week everyone. More to follow.

This isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 491

In honor of Big Brother kicking off in the UK today I did this little ditty. Not my funniest I admit. But it's charming I guess.

This isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 490

A silly Star Trek one, that I always ignored in my sketchbook, but always giggled at when browsing. So I gave in and drew it up.

This isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 489

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WoC 488

Well, it is BBQ season!

This isn't in the new book 300 of the Best Cow Jokes Ever! The Woc gag will of course make Vol 3 of the World of Cow comic, which will be out soon. This cow design is now a Birthday card at my Online shop. :-) There are now World of Cow Mugs, tee shirts and steins up to. Completely original and unique. Have a look at what's on offer. You can't get this material anywhere else. http://www.stikshop.co.uk/ and you can buy this toon at Cartoonstock

WoC 487 International Spacestation loos

Last International Spacestation cartoon. I couldn't resist it. :-)

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WoC 486 International Spacestation loos

Poor, poor astronauts toilet busting. I wonder if they trained for that eventuality? If so, what would that involve? Re-use of crisp packets?

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